Fabio Talks

[Fabio]

Okkkk, so this round is getting interesting.

Last night, the vote was going to be for Malcolm. It was pretty simple -- Malcolm isn't here, I haven't seen him since the merge. Easy vote. The obvious complication was that Malcolm and Sierra have a pre-game, so I was worried that she would do something to stop the plan.

Turns out, something happened, because Reynold told me he wanted to switch the vote to Tyson. I really wanted to fight it, because Malcolm going would be best for me because I want to take out one of Sierra's pre-games. But, I'm also playin this whole UTR game to not be a target, so putting up too big of a fight could be risky for me. So I went with it, and I figured it wouldn't be too bad for me.

UNFORTUNATELY, there are some complications going on, and they all involve RC.

First, let me just say that RC is a god damn fool. I knew from the beginning that she was a supah snake, and pretty obviously a gamer. But I figured I'd have bigger fish to fry, you know?

But she's just made herself target #1. She told Sierra that Brandon came to her last night and said that me/Sierra/Rey were a F3. At first, I was mad, because I basically thought Brandon was backstabbing me and being sneaky. And now, we aren't supposed to tell Brandon that Tyson is the vote tonight in case one of them has an idol.

So I basically confronted him about it, and he told me that RC was flat out lying. He said he said something to Marty about it, and Marty exaggerated and leaked it. Is that true? I'm not sure at all. But even if he is lying, I obviously roped him back in. He wants to take out RC next round, which I am completely down for.

How do we do that? It's hard, because now Sierra and co. do not trust Brandon. Brandon is going to play along and vote Malcolm, and basically play victim to Sierra n co. and try to make RC out into a villain. Good luck to him. I'll let him do the leg work and support him, because ultimately I want him in the F2. But I'm still trying to stay out of the line of fire.

[Fabio]

Round 8

Okay, so it's been a little while since I've updated y'all. I think I have to start from the night of the Tyson boot?

So, recap: Marty and RC spread a rumor that Brandon was working with Marty in order to get us all not to trust him. We were supposed to exclude him from the boot, but lol I told Brandon because he's like the only one I trust now.

Fast forward to right before the vote. I "accidentally" told Tyson that he was going home. At least that's what I told everyone lol. I told everyone that I accidentally told Tyson the vote because I thought he already knew. When in reality, I was telling him in order to stir up shit and ultimately have a better shot at getting his jury vote.

However, Tyson had to be a mega douche and throw me under the bus. He told everyone that I told him in order to stir shit. I was like...dude. The only thing I asked you to do was not tell anyone I told you, and he went and told everyone. So I had to LIE LIE LIE and tell everyone that I thought Tyson already knew about the vote and I was just confirming. Basically, act like a stupid dumb blonde...which I've been doing this whole entire game.

I think it's time for that to stop though.

Here's the deal, there are three people that I don't trust at all in this game. They are PG/RC/Reynold. I think they are basically being snakes and trying to get in bed with everyone so that they'l stay safe. Interesting strategy for now, but I know they will eventually pick a side, and there's no guarantee that side will be my side.





Now, with the new round, we are split into two groups of five. I'm with RC, PG, Marty, and Brandon. The obvious choice here should be Marty, right? He's the odd one out, we're four Wuyis vs one Huayu or whatever their name is. UNFORTUNATELY, Brandon and RC are both pissed at each other and want to take this opportunity to take each other out. And I'm like...no.

Because Marty is the bigger threat here. I think he made up saying Brandon was talking shit about me in order to stir up drama and sneak by another round. And it's almost working, except for the fact that I have a brain, and I know what he's trying to do. So my goal for this round is to basically strongarm everyone into voting out Marty. Then he can't stir shit and he can't cause trouble for me later on in the game. To do that though, I need to get Brandon and RC off of each other's backs for at least one round.

I think I can do that. <3

[Alec]

Mar 25, 2015 23:46:00 GMT Fabio said:

like every time I try on a challenge I just fucking fuck it up why do I even bother ozidxkfdpsofe

Don't worry, Fabio's badass immunity run started at F6. There is time left.

[Fabio]

Mar 29, 2015 1:12:49 GMT Alec said:

Mar 25, 2015 23:46:00 GMT Fabio said:

like every time I try on a challenge I just fucking fuck it up why do I even bother ozidxkfdpsofe

Don't worry, Fabio's badass immunity run started at F6. There is time left.

Man I'm probably gonna need one at this rate. 

[Fabio]

Ok, so, I tried to be a HBIC this round. Let's see how it works out for me.

Basically, I told everyone I wanted to vote for Marty, and it very surprisingly ended up working out. RC initially tried to sell me on voting Brandon, but I was basically just like "lolno," and talked about how Marty is a threat. RC acquiesced...or rather, told me that she acquiesced. Again, I'm still suspicious about this whole thing, usually because I do NOT get what I want. But there's nothing I can do at this point. I'm not going to sell out my #1 ally in order to survive another two rounds. I play to get to the end. :x

If this works, I'm in a good spot. I think I have enough ammunition to go against RC next round, assuming I survive. I've told sierra all the shady things she's doing. Specifically, that she made a F3 deal with PG/Brandon and then turned her back on Brandon. So HOPEFULLY, Marty goes this round, then I can do that. Then I think I will have successfully grabbed this game by the balls.

But if I go this round, then I won't be too mad. At least I tried.

[Fabio]

Round 9

Time to grab this game by the balls, or die trying.

[Fabio]

Meep, or maybe not.

So I wasn't really around last night, meaning Brandon and I couldn't really push our agenda to get RC out. And in the end, it looks like the vote has defaulted onto Andrea. Which SUCKS because pagongings are really boring, but what can you do? I needed to get her out eventually anyway. Obviously, if I have to delay the plan to get RC out until then, I will. I'm not going to stir the waters and try to oust her this round. That's brandon's job :X. And he has like 12 hours to do it. We really only need two votes. And we could get those somewhat easily....I think. But Brandon has to make it happen, not me. I'm not putting my neck out anymore than I already have to (more on that later).

Brandon and I also played a little gag...and lied about immunity, lol. Brandon got immunity, but it's basically a HII that he has to play himself. And that he can only play for one round. Meanwhile, I got a double vote. BUT, we switched it up. Brandon said he got the double vote and that I got immunity. So, essentially, we're both immune this round. No one's gonna target me because they think I'm immune, and if anyone targets Brandon, he can play his idol. If I'm called out (in the sense that there's no idol played even though I've told everyone i'm playing it), I'm just going to say that I played the idol and John didn't mention it. IDK.

If Andrea goes, that means our next vote is gonna be fun. All Wuyi will be left, meaning one of us will have to go home. Which means we'll all obviously start going for each other's throats. <3 It's funny because everyone knows that's what'll happen, and we're trying to delay the inevitable. Anyway, I'm afraid I could be targeted, because someone knows that I talked shit about them. 

And that person is RC, of course. RC knows that I told Sierra all the shady shit RC did. Obviously, this was from Sierra. Which means, I'm starting to become exposed. My gameplan of being the stupid brainless player is starting to come to an end!

My long term plans right now are to get out the big snakey powerplayers. I.e., RC, Reynold and eventually PG. All three of them I just don't trust and I think will take me out when the time comes. So i have to strike first!

[Fabio]

Ok, so Brandon basically just changed up all my plans for the lulz.

He gave Andrea his idol. He gave Andrea his motherfucking idol....

Why'd he do it? He was bored of the Pagonging...which, great. Except that we had a great shot of making it to make F3. Now, our path is a lot less clear cut...which I guess is fun? Plus, I understand why Brandon did it. This moves looks great for him. It's flashy, but it could very easily backfire in his (and my) face.

As I was writing this, I had an idea. Since I have the double vote, I can hypothetically steal Brandon's thunder and take out whoever I want. Assuming everyone piles their votes on Andrea, Andrea will be the deciding vote. Unless...I vote for someone else. And then it'll be 6-2-1, which my 2 winning over her 1.

This is exciting <3 I would obviously take out RC, or I might stick with what Brandon wants and just vote for Andrea. ALTERNATIVELY, I can vote for Rey as well, ensuring he goes home. Decisions, decisions...

[Fabio]

Gonna stick with voting Andrea. The thing I"m worried about most is the fallout from the vote, and sticking with the plan and voting out Andrea is the easiest way to make that happen. I need to blend in and hopefully not get implicated, which might happen if John reveals that the idol Andrea is playing is the one from the auction.

We'll see. I know Brandon's little play is gonna fuck me over somehow.

[Fabio]

Round 10
OK, so that was a fucking disaster. Basically, Brandon went home, and I'm still not too sure why. From what PG has been telling me, she/RC/Rey were afraid that Andrea had an idol. So they switched up the vote and took out Brandon, pulling in Todd's vote. Isn't it funny that it's those three who voted together? The three biggest snakes in the game. lol.

Anyway, apparently PG didn't tell me that she was voting Brandon because she "knew" that Brandon and I switched our items. She had no real way of knowing, and I think she's bullshitting. She just didn't want to tell me because she was afraid I'd tell Brandon, so she used the item switch up as an excuse. Which is annoying. I know she's in bed with RC, and that she will take me out sooner rather than later. I could very well be going home this round.

My plan is simply to lay low. It's about all I can do right now. Everything I say gets said to someone else in the game, so I just have to not say anything. If what I'm hearing is right, Andrea will be going home, and I will have made it to the F6.

The only problem is...I'm very bad at laying low lol. I can't help it, but I'm a huge big mouth. For example, RC told me that Sierra was basically saying I said all this shit about her. Which is 100% true, and it actually pisses me off that Sierra is throwing me under the bus like that. So in response, I threw Sierra under the bus, and told RC that Sierra would always say that RC is sneaky. Then I said that Sierra was pitting RC and I against each other.

Will that work? Probably not. Chances are I'm going home this round or the round after that, but I'm gonna try to cockroach this shit and take it round by round. I need to find some friends, and find them fast.

[Fabio]

Also, I am VERY happy I voted Andrea. That allows me to pedal the narrative that I had no idea that Brandon gave away the idol to Andrea. Does anyone believe me? I'm not sure. I got in a huge fight with RC and basically told everyone that I lied about the item. But I did not say that I knew about the plan to give Andrea the idol, which people might believe? I gave them half the truth, maybe they'll believe everything I said is the truth.

Regardless, it's obvious that I played too hard last round. It would've worked out fine if Brandon had kept and played his idol (actually, it would've all worked PERFECTLY, and I'd be in an awesome position right now). But, I've gotta just fight on now. They toppled my house of cards, and I've just gotta rebuild it before they take me out.

[Fabio]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES I WON IMMUNITY FINAL 6 BABY

[Fabio]

Alec and Jaclyn Schultz r my favorite people.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

ily!

[Fabio]

(I love the rest of the PWs too but those two are my favoritest)

Sooo, I won immunity, which is awesome. Today is my BIRTHDAY, so it's nice to not have to worry about getting my ass voted out on my very special day.

OK, so last night, RC and I had a talk. And I think we've really repaired things between us. We bonded over how bat shit crazy Sierra is bein this round. I talked about it in one of my last confessionals, but Sierra was basically going to both RC and me and trying to pit us against each other. She probably did not expect us to talk...lol. But yeah, RC and I more or less said that we're going to take a gamble and trust each other. Which, of course, will hopefully be her mistake and my profit. :X

Also, it's so annoying to talk to these people about game. PG in particular is very wishy washy and indecisive. She never gives her real opinion on anything. Last night, for example, the vote was more or less between Sierra and Andrea. I asked her what she thought we should do, and she was just like "Hmm, well there are reasons to vote out Andrea, but Sierra is also being wishy washy and needs to go." Like THANKS. She doesn't push an agenda, and it's stuff that scares me. She's very much an "as long as it ain't me" type of player, and those are the ones you have to watch out for.

RC is kind of the same way? Initially, she was pushing a Sierra vote, but I think Todd didn't want it to happen. So, she became a lot more wishy washy about it as well, and I just decided to pull the trigger and say we should vote for Andrea.

I have an endgame plan in sight, and it is as follows.

F7: Andrea goes this round.
F6: Take out Sierra. Ensure that it's unanimous (aka, let Reynold in on the plan, and try to spin this and let him know that I still trust him).
F5: Take out PG, assuming she doesn't win immunity. She's a comp threat and I think she's smart enough to see that I'm not letting her ass into the endgame. Idealy, me/todd/reynold vote for PG.
F4: Take out...Reynold. This will honestly be super tricky to pull off. I've gotta hope Rey doesn't win immunity, and I need to somehow secure the votes. I should have Todd in my corner, but I'm not entirely sure if RC would be down for it. Worse comes to worse, I ensure that RC/Rey's votes are on Todd and tie the vote 2-2 on Rey. Backup plan here, of course, is to go for RC if I don't think I can get the votes on Rey (or Rey wins immunity). But, taking out Reynold would be ideal because he probably has two locked jury votes in Sierra/Malcolm.
F3: Hopefully finale starts here |||||| but if it doesn't, try to win that FIC and take out RC.

Obviously, things get tricky at around the F4. I could very well be the final juror or the second to last juror at F4. We'll see. And of course, it's very possible that some shit will change and this entire plan will go to shit.


EDIT: And of course as soon as I post that endgame plan and look at it, I'm already re-thinking it. Ughhh.