Round 10: Second Chances

[Brandon]

Marty is out, just like we all planned. I think blindsiding him is excessive in hindsight, but odds are someone has the idol at this point. I'm way too lazy to figure it out. Watch me get idol'd out because of my own sloth. Anyway, Marty send a Dad message along the lines of he wasn't mad or upset, just bummed and he wants to know what happened. So, being the rule follower I am, I said I'd tell him if I made the jury or FTC. He said "yeah I know". Like, you JUST asked me to tell you what happened, I said no, and he was like lol i kno. 

Fabz and I are already onto our next target: Roberta. Roberta, Roberta, Roberta. After the Tyson Fiasco, I have no intentions on working with her, so sending her home would make me sooooooooooooooo happy. Fabio threw her under the bus to Sierra, and Sierra is now mad at her/less mad at me, so that's a step in the right direction. Honestly, the hit list we have is pretty damn big. Roberta, Reynold, and PG are the three biggest threats in the game, with Todd/Andrea/Sierra all being goats. Like, if the first three leave, and I stumble to the finals with Fabio or Fabio/Sierra, then one of us is winning. Honestly, I've been loyal to the one person who has had my back all game, and it's Fabz. 

I dedicate this song to my main man Fabz.

[Brandon]

This has been so slow, and there isn't any real updates. I uh, I guess I'm doing okay. Nobody is online until night normally, and even then it's only a few people. Reynold never responds until the next day, Todd hasn't responded at all, Sierra is barely on, PG/Roberta/Fabio are the people I normally can talk to daily. With Andrea it's been...5 days. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Roberta won't stop complaining jesus christ I wanna smite her. Seriously, hosts put a ton of effort in the challenges, passive aggressive griping doesn't help at all.

[Brandon]

Reynold tried to buy me out of the auction, that little bitch. He's always so shady, and hasn't made any effort to socialize or talk game with me, and he lied about the Tyson boot. I really hope he goes next. Roberta, you've been given a safety pass. Reynold is my new target.

[Brandon]

Fabio and I are lying and saying we have each others items. I have immunity for this round (but it's a one round HII), and Fabio got a double vote, so I said I have a double vote that can only be used this round, while Fabio has immunity. Hopefully, because Reynold seems interesting in taking me out, I'll be safe this round and nobody will vote for Fabio at all. In the long run, this is stupid, but I love the idea of flipping a giant middle finger to the cast.

[Brandon]

Just like the title of this round, I'm gonna help Andrea out. I'm passing her immunity, so when the votes pile up on her, she'll vote Reynold and send his ass packing. Reynold's thrown my name out as a target next round, so I'm gonna strike while the iron's hot and send him to the jury. Next round, Andrea could be an easy boot or I grab her and Fabio and we run and gun and slay some people. This should be fun.

[Brandon]

Here's the plan. I don't like Reynold. He's lied to me, has made no effort to socialize with me, and tried to buy me out of the auction. I have the magical one round HII. Andrea is clearly on the outs and is desperate to stay. So, I passed her my idol so she can play it on herself and vote Reynold to take him out. Now, after a 7-1 vote where Reynold leaves, the opportunities are absolutely limitless. Taking him out will bring me lots of joy, and I enjoy having fun while I play. Pagonging a shit tribe and letting power players push and shove while I feed off the bottom isn't fun. This could totally blow up in my face, but hey, it's worth a shot.