Post by Brandon on Mar 27, 2015 21:25:19 GMT
After this vote, I learned that Marty/Tyson were gunning for Sierra, while the rest of Wuyi apparently was gunning for Tyson, after I was told to vote Malcolm because I apparently was working with Marty/Tyson and had an idol. Rather than have either side tell me who they were actually voting for, I was left out and cut, so I need a team to play for, so I would like to share my Survivor Warriors resume with you all. *Clears throat*
1. I have a nice hat. Seriously, nobody besides Chris had a hat in this cast (Not sure if Sonja brought hers), and he's a pre-juror. I am the only source of headwear post-merge. Need to stay out of the hot Chinese summer? I got you. Tired of the mosquitoes biting you? My hat is a better flyswatter than you are.
2. I'm the only person from Guatemala. Now, you all have people from some of the best seasons (Todd/PG, Marty/Fabio, Sonja, Chris, Erinn/Tyson) and some people from some shitty seasons (Any Caramoan rep.). You also have your large amount of Worlds Apart reps. Now, myself (and Chris who died) are the only people from that post-AS transitional period from surviving to strategy (Vanuatu through Panama), so you need to mix it up.
3. I suck at challenges. Seriously, like, I suck. I somehow managed to make it through the pre-merge while losing. Do you want an additional chance of winning immunity? Bring me along.
4. I know computer stuff well. Not the art stuff, but I can help anyone's ailing computers.
5. I'd like to think I'm an interesting person. Maybe I'm not, I think that's more a matter of personal preference.
6. I pretty much vote however you tell me to. I'll add in my 2 cents, but if you're adamant about something, go for it. I don't care that much.
7. I have good Survivor opinions. I love good characters, which is why I think Caramoan and Cook Islands suck. If you enjoy watching sentient jars of mayonnaise dig for idols and talk about who to vote out, sure, go for it. Not really my speed.
After all of that, if you're interested in signing me, message me at tsgbrandonbellinger on AIM or send a message to me on the boards.
1. I have a nice hat. Seriously, nobody besides Chris had a hat in this cast (Not sure if Sonja brought hers), and he's a pre-juror. I am the only source of headwear post-merge. Need to stay out of the hot Chinese summer? I got you. Tired of the mosquitoes biting you? My hat is a better flyswatter than you are.
2. I'm the only person from Guatemala. Now, you all have people from some of the best seasons (Todd/PG, Marty/Fabio, Sonja, Chris, Erinn/Tyson) and some people from some shitty seasons (Any Caramoan rep.). You also have your large amount of Worlds Apart reps. Now, myself (and Chris who died) are the only people from that post-AS transitional period from surviving to strategy (Vanuatu through Panama), so you need to mix it up.
3. I suck at challenges. Seriously, like, I suck. I somehow managed to make it through the pre-merge while losing. Do you want an additional chance of winning immunity? Bring me along.
4. I know computer stuff well. Not the art stuff, but I can help anyone's ailing computers.
5. I'd like to think I'm an interesting person. Maybe I'm not, I think that's more a matter of personal preference.
6. I pretty much vote however you tell me to. I'll add in my 2 cents, but if you're adamant about something, go for it. I don't care that much.
7. I have good Survivor opinions. I love good characters, which is why I think Caramoan and Cook Islands suck. If you enjoy watching sentient jars of mayonnaise dig for idols and talk about who to vote out, sure, go for it. Not really my speed.
After all of that, if you're interested in signing me, message me at tsgbrandonbellinger on AIM or send a message to me on the boards.