Round 9: Bellinger vs. The World

[Brandon]

Bear with me, this is super sloppy.

Roberta is the bolded text/the one that says "RC".


RC
Switch vote to Tyson!


Uh

The deadline was 28 minutes ago

Why are you voting Tyson?


RC

I sent that earlier

Hey btw.



Yes?

Still, you sent it earlier but it was after the deadline



RC

Deadlines 11



It says in TC it's 10

RC

Results aren't posted ?

Oh
RC

Where is the host



He isn't on AIM

RC

No

>_<


RC

What's up?

(I turned Busy on)

RC

Or not that's cool too


You left me out of the loop intentionally and threw me under the bus to Sierra

So I don't wanna talk

RC

thats not the case


RC

the reason i didn't tell you is because MARTY told me that you wante dto vote out sierra/reynold/fabio to split them up



You've given me vague answers, told me after the deadline, and told Sierra that I'm gunning for she/Reynold/Fabio

I didn't tell him that

I told Marty Sierra and Reynold were close

He told me he wanted them out

I agreed, it's not like I would say no

RC

marty told me that yesterday

and than you told me last night that we needed to split up Sierra and Reynold

so of course i believed him



And I didn't throw Fabio's name in there at all

Marty misconstrued my words, told you, and then you left me to hang


RC

well thats my reasoning, but that doesnt mean i dont want to work with you

i was just scared that you would tell Tyson and he had an idol or something



You kept me out of the loop and trusted Marty over me

And I hadn't talked to tyson once

Why would I tell Tyson?

RC

i didn't trust MARTY over you, you told me that you wanted to break up sierra and reynold also

I DONT KNOW because i thought you were with them



Tyson and Marty weren't even together, Marty's with Andrea

I've been with you and PG since the swap, 100%




So now after you leave me out of the loop intentionally, you try and backtrack and make it sound like this is one me and Marty

RC

im not back tracking? lol im telling you the truth

RC

the way that Marty was talking about you was as if you and him were planing stuff, and I assumed that Tyson and Andrea and Marty were all tight so again i thought maybe u were with them. if i was wrong than hey i was wrong.



So then talk to me

RC

You can call me a liar, or say i am back tracking but i am telling u the truth



We can clear it up

And then this would've been fine

But if you go behind me back, then expect me to understand why and try to work with you again


RC

OKay thats all you than.

i can live with that





Her arguments are absolute fucking bullshit. I feel like I'm arguing against a small child, because there's this disconnect in logic. RC's brain is just a black hole where all intelligence goes to die. Like, she now expects me to return to her and work with her no questions asked, and she's legitimately confused why I'm going at her.

[Brandon]

Oh and yay, time to haul my ass in gear and win immunity.

[Brandon]

After the heated conversation I had with the mentally impaired plastic woman, I talked to PG. RC, TAKE NOTES, BECAUSE PG KNOWS HER STUFF. It seemed very apparent PG was in on it the whole time, but rather than be confrontational and mad, she chalked it up to a misunderstanding and didn't take a side. She's a top class diplomat, even if it is bullshit. Even though I had a nice conversation with PG, I cannot trust her at all. Did she make me feel more comfortable? Yes. However, it's the equivalent to having my hair set on fire while my limbs are ripped apart to having my hair set on fire while my limbs are ripped apart while listening to Pink Floyd. Slightly better? Yeah. Still awful? Fuck yeah. I'm in between a rock and a hard place, because my options are limited. Marty sold me out and tried to make a shitty power play, so I can't trust him. RC, PG, Reynold, Sierra, Todd, and Fabio all voted for Tyson (I think, I really have no clue what Todd is doing). Andrea is in cahoots with Marty, so it really is me and my trusty hat versus these scumbags. I think I'm still in good with Fabio, he tipped me off to the whole plan. At the same time, there is no way someone in their right mind would flip at this stage. It's 1 vs. 2 vs. 7, and any individual from that group of 7 jumping ship now wouldn't be enough. Beyond that, the only possible in I could see with Sierra is from a different game, but I don't wanna do that. I don't really want to say "Oh yeah, we're friends in this other game so don't vote me out". That isn't any fun. I've been bitching and moaning about how this season has been boring so far, but it definitely isn't boring anymore. I'm gonna look forward to this as a challenge, because this is the first time since Joe vote that I've been excited to play.



Thanks Pac. At least someone gets it.

I'm gonna raise some hell for the Zedong tribe. (I swear to god nobody had any sense of humor in regards to naming the merge tribe and I'm still mildly peeved about that.) This is do or die, so I have to try my hardest to stay in this game. If I win immunity, prepare yourself for the smuggest confessional of all time.

[Brandon]

The Bellinger Magic Hat Kill List


Note, this list is no longer valid, but the rants still are.


1. Roberta. Fool me once, shame on you, and you're definitely no gonna fool me twice. Roberta decided to get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line, the second biggest blunder you can make. She's so unnecessarily shady and gamebotty, two big sins. I want personality, I want flavor. I hate having to play against mayonnaise, and in Roberta's case, she's a disgusting jar of mayo. 

2. Malcolm. I would ask why he's still here but pre-game! Yay! I will demolish Malcolm at some point, because he's never on AIM. I don't know how he's made it this far, but voting him out will be wonderful.

3. Marty. Marty is just as moronic as Roberta. He decided to go for an underhanded power play move at Final 11 when there was an inactive to boot. Seriously, you're a god damn idiot. Not only did you not try and press your numbers, you asked the wrong fucking people. I have the connections you need and seemingly the only one worried about Reynold and Sierra. Marty, odds are if I win immunity, you go home.

4. Reynold. Reynold is so far up Sierra's ass it hurts. I totally understand why, because she's an ORG icon, but I cannot wait to crush him. Seriously, he's made no effort with me at all. Pre-gaming frequently sucks, but if you do join a game with friends, you still gotta try to connect with the cast. Don't become an elitist bitch.

5. Todd. Todd, where are you? Why are you here? You do realize this is an ORG, right? This isn't the 1996 Shitty Pun World Championships.

6. Sierra. I've voted her out before, and I can't really blame her for doing what she's doing. She sat back as RC crashed and burned, probably thinking "wow i am quuen of jiangshi xd bitches" with a Taylor Swift gif attached at the bottom. Still, taking her out again will be fun.

7. Andrea. She's just kind of there. Very uninteresting, very dull, is bad at carrying conversations but she isn't as offensive as Marty, Malcolm, or Roberta, and doesn't pose the same thread to me as Reynold or Sierra do. She's like Todd, just less weird and more bland. She's the ORG embodiment of gruel, and I will not be asking anyone for more.

8. PG. Cannot trust her. Do I like her? Yes. Had I planned on going to the F3 with her, regardless of her status as a threat? Yes. Can I do so now? No. PG is a much smarter player than anyone else I'm against. She understands being subtle, and knows when to push or when to stay back. PG is gonna be a massive threat down the road, mark my words, but it doesn't mean I want to vote her out. I still like her as a person, but in a game sense, she's dead to me.

9. Fabio. Fabz is still great, and I wanna keep him around. I hope that we can work together still because he was the only honest one about the whole vote, but odds are I'm gonna get guillotined next by Maximilian "Sierra" Robespierre and the evil Wuyi Reign of Terror. Fabz is gonna have to cut me, and do his best from here on out. Besides, it's more fun to be in a me versus the world state than an us versus the world state. 

[Brandon]

Oh this is awesome. RC's assumption that I was working with Marty is a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point, because we're both on the bottom. Now, Marty is even more fucked than I am, because he voted for Sierra. Sierra is going to destroy him with the force of 10,000 suns because she's that emotional of a player. I figured I'd work with him for this vote because he's gonna get the boot, and garnering favor with someone before they leave is fun. Friends on the jury is wonderful, and hopefully because I'm the known outcast, I earn favor with the other outcasts on the jury. Now, this is really looking ahead because odds are I'm gonna be out at 9th, but I'm not just gonna be a bottom feeder and roll over and die. I'm gonna do my best to win immunity round after round and try and get Roberta out. It's fun to have a nemesis.

[Brandon]

Marty is just as stupid as Roberta. His master plan was that he, Andrea, Tyson, Roberta, and PG were gonna vote Sierra, with me voting Malcolm, and the other 5 voting Tyson, so apparently in a re-vote, Sierra goes? Okay, that depends on me flipping. You didn't once check in with me about it. Seriously Marty, do you not know how to fucking count? You need 6 people for the vote, you got 5. Take a second to ask me before you assume I'll work with you after being left out of it all, jesus. Nobody wants to touch the leper that is Brandon Bellinger.

Marty doesn't understand how voting works, Exhibit A.

Now, the icing on the cake with my Marty conversation is that PG and RC didn't tell Fabio about his plan to take out Sierra, and Fabio and Sierra learned after they told Tyson he was going. That's some snakey shit going on right there. Everyone is so damn shady in this game, and they aren't even subtle about it. The only person who's had even a hint of honesty with me is Fabio, and I'm grateful. This vote is going to be Marty, and he can pin the rumors of me working on Marty on Roberta, because she's the one who spread the rumors to Sierra that I was against them. I think voting Malcolm proved otherwise. Also, everyone is such a snake it's absurd. Like, everyone wants to be a strategic mastermind and backstab each other. I'm a snake too, but I don't constantly perpetuate big moves and get my rocks off to the idea of blindsiding people. I'm gonna try and win the challenge, let Fabz throw shade, and take Marty's ass out.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna go to town on peasants to the tune of Lil B
#basedfam
#tybg
#fuckkd

[Brandon]

Exhibit B of Marty being an idiot.

[Brandon]

Reynold Toepfer

Sorry about the vote last night



It's fine. It's a little disheartening


Reynold Toepfer

Yea it was last second too i dont think u were on when i was



It wasn't last second, the vote was Tyson all along.

RC broke it all down, you guys thought I was with Marty and Tyson

And intentionally left me out of the vote


Reynold Toepfer

Nope i had malcolm voted



Ironically, Marty/Tyson were voting Sierra and intentionally left me out of the vote


Reynold Toepfer

Then i woke up to tyson



Okay, so then RC lied to me?


Reynold Toepfer

Cuz tyson lied to rv

Rc*

No she didnt

Rc*



RC told me the vote had been on Tyson the whole time


Reynold Toepfer

Yea i think rc said we dodnt tell u cuz of that reason



You said that isn't true

But she didn't lie to me?


Reynold Toepfer

But i didnt know till after the vote so i would have told u



Why would she lie to me after the vote?


Reynold Toepfer

Well we were on malcolm it did change to tyson



If you didn't know until afterwards, then how could you have changed your vote to Tyson


Reynold Toepfer

I didnt know u were on the otherside

So if u came online when i was on i would have told u

That were doing tydon

Tyson*


Reynold Toepfer

I have to go catch u in 2 hours


This is the stupidest fucking cast in the world. YOUR ALLY CONFESSED. YOU CANNOT DENY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS VOTE BECAUSE YOUR ALLY CONFESSED IT WAS TYSON ALL ALONG JESUS CHRIST REYNOLD YOU'RE A DUMBASS

[Brandon]

God damn it, I'm busy most of the day. I guess tonight I'll go hard on the challenge. The nice part is we have the two opposing groups, and we have MARTY in ours. Fabz is also here which is great, but the best part is that Roberta is here. Marty, Fabz, and I are 3 votes. Blam. If she wins immunity, then the target will flip to Marty and we take his ass out. I'm positive Roberta is gonna target me, which will be fun, just because we can settle the score. She's still mad that I called her out on her bullshit, and is playing the emotional "Target one person no matter the costs" game, even though she has the numbers and safety to play it cool. I'm not even targetting her only, I just don't wanna get voted out. However, she's at the top of my hit list.

[Brandon]

I was interrupted during the challenge and had to talk to someone and was late sending my posts. I didn't even make an hour, so there is no way I'm winning this. I'm really disappointed in myself, because I was on such a roll and then it all came crashing down. Past 25 minutes got difficult because my phone died and I lost my stopwatch, so it was a lot of trial and error and deleting posts. I guess I just have to wait and see who wins, and then try and survive.

[Brandon]

I told Fabio my time, he's gonna go break it. He really doesn't want Marty to win, because Marty's been constantly stirring up shit and causing problems because he has the social grace of a hippopotamus. Seriously, like, everything Marty touches kind of dies. I don't know how he does it, or why he thinks his plans will work, because he doesn't understand how to talk to people. Anyway, I'd love for Roberta to go, and I know she's gonna try and get me out this time, but Fabz is dead set on Marty. His concern if we go after Roberta is that it will confirm all my suspicions of working with Marty. I understand it, but I'm not that interested in playing a social savvy game, because voting out Marty is no fun. Anyway, I'll be cheering Marty on to win immunity, so then the vote will be between Roberta and I.

Just for you, Marty. Don't fuck this up.

[Brandon]

Welp. So much for faith in Marty.




Exhibit C of Marty not understanding how to socialize. 

[Brandon]

Brandon: Poland
England: The Cast of TSG: Jiangxi.

[Brandon]

Oh and John, what's the next synonym for an endurance challenge we'll have? Stamina? Tenacity?